LIE DETECTOR- THE ROBO

One day JAME's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. JAMES returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".

JAMES answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped JAMES on his face.

His dad told him, this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"

"Dad I went to my friend's house."

Which friend?

"STEVE"

Splatt... JAMES got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad honestly I went for the movie with my girl friend."

"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to watch movies after school."

 Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot. 

Hearing all this, JAMES mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "After all he is your son, he will be like you".

Splatt, ... mother gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

MILLION DOLLARS

A man was praying to god.

He said, "God?"

God responded, "Yes?"

Man said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?" 

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"

God cheerfully said, "Sure!....... just a second."