Friday, September 12, 2008

REAL ESTATE

REASONS FOR BOOM:

  1. PRICE HIKE BY BROKERS
  2. METROPOLITAN CITIES HAS BOOMED BCOZ OF REAL ESTATE.
  3. I.T. AND MNC'S ARE ALSO ONE OF THE MAJOR REASON FOR THE BOOM IN REAL ESTATE.
  4. BANKS ALSO PLAYS A MAJOR ROLE BY GIVING LARGE HOUSE LOANS WITH LESS FORMALITIES.

EFFECTS OF MEDIA ON YOUTH

POINTS FOR THE TOPIC:

  1. FANS CLUB DIRECTLY HELPING THE POOR FOR EDUCATION,HEALTH,ETC.,
  2. TO KNOW THE UP TO DATE NEWS.
  3. INTERNET
  4. MAKE FREE TIME MORE HAPPY.
  5. TO KNOW EFFECTS OF USING CIGARETTE, LIQUOR,ETC.,

ARE MEN BETTER MANAGER THAN WOMEN ?

POINTS FOR THE TOPIC:

  1. MANAGEMENT IS THE WORD THAT STARTING WITH THE WORD MAN.
  2. FAMILY RESPONSIBILITIES ARE MORE FOR WOMEN WHICH ULTIMATELY LEADS TO INEFFICIENT MANAGEMENT.
  3. STRESS MANAGEMENT IS LESS FOR WOMEN COMPARED TO MEN.
  4. MOBILITY IS LESS IN CASE OF WOMEN COMPARED TO MEN.

WHO HAS A BALANCED LIFE? MEN OR WOMEN

BALANCED LIFE ENJOYED BY MEN:

  1. WEEKEND LEISURE
  2. WOMEN HAS TO LEAVE THEIR PARENTS AFTER MARRIAGE.
  3. WOMEN HAS TO CARE THEIR CHILDREN MORE COMPARING TO MEN.
  4. MOTHER IN LAW PROBLEMS ARE FACED ONLY BY WOMEN.
  5. DECISION MAKING ON MAJOR ASPECTS.
  6. THOUGH BRIBES ARE REDUCING STILL IT HAS BEEN GIVEN ONLY TO MEN.
CONCLUSION:

TAKING FAMILY AS A TREE ROOT IS A WOMEN AND BRANCH IS A MEN. A TREE CAN LIVE WITHOUT A BRANCH BUT NOT WITHOUT A ROOT. IN THE SAME WAY FAMILY DOES NOT EXIST WITHOUT A WOMEN.

WHO HAS A BALANCED LIFE? MEN OR WOMEN

WHO HAS A BALANCED LIFE ? MEN OR WOMEN

INDIAN RESOURCES ARE UTILISED IN THE OPTIMAL WAY

POINTS AGAINST THE TOPIC:

  1. DEVELOPMENT OF THE CITY: THE RESOURCE ARE MAINLY USED FOR DEVELOPING THE CITY AND LESS CARE TAKEN ON OTHER AREAS.
  2. ELECTION AND RE-ELECTION EXPENSES.
  3. VARIOUS KINDS OF ALLOWANCES PROVIDED TO GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES.
  4. MOST RESOURCES NEARLY 60% IS SPENT ON DEFENSE PURPOSE.

DO BEAUTY AND BRAIN GO TOGETHER

POINTS AGAINST THIS TOPIC:

  1. I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUR EX- PRESIDENT ABDUL KALAM:
THOUGH HE HIS NOT SMART IN LOOK BUT SMART IN BRAIN.

2. DIRECTOR AND ACTOR:

DIRECTOR IS THE PERSON WHO WRITES THE STORY, SCREENPLAY, DIRECTS THE MOVIE WHICH NEEDS LOT BRAINY WORK, MAY NOT BE SMART AS THE ACTORS OR HERO OF THE MOVIE.

3. OLD AGE PEOPLE:

EXPERIENCED AND OLD AGE PEOPLE ARE KNOWN FOR BRAINS BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART IN THE LOOK.

JOINT FAMILY OR NUCLEAR FAMILY

POINTS AGAINST NUCLEAR FAMILY:

  1. LOVE AND AFECTION IS LESS.
  2. MEETING THE EMERGENCY FINANCIAL NEED IS LESS.
  3. DIVORCE IS OFTEN THE RESULT FOR EVEN THE SMALL CONFLICTS AS THERE IS NO ONE TO SOLVE THE CONFLICT.
POINTS FOR & AGAINST JOINT FAMILY:

  1. RESPONSIBILITY LEVEL OF INDIVIDUAL IS LESS WHEN COMPARED TO NUCLEAR FAMILY.
  2. IMMEDIATE FINANCIAL NEED CAN BE MET EASILY .

INDIA'S POPULATION A BOON OR BANE TO INDIA

POINTS ON BOON:

1. BOON, IT IS THE ONE WHICH BRINGS IN LOTS AND LOTS OF MNC'S TO INDIA.


POINTS ON BANE:
  1. UNEMPLOYMENT:
GOVERNMENT CAN'T PROVIDE EMPLOYMENT TO ALL PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY IF THERE IS A HUGE POPULATION.


2. PER CAPITAL INCOME:


EVEN THOUGH INDIA ATTAINS 8 - 9 % GROWTH RATE (GDP) EVERY YEAR. THE PART OS THE POPULATION IS STILL UNDER THE POVERTY LINE BCOZ OF POPULATION.


3. DEFORESTATION:


HUGE POPULATION ALSO LEADS TO DEFORESTATION. THE PEOPLE MIGRATE AND DESTRUCT THE FOREST TO RESIDE, IT ALSO ONE OF THE MAIN REASON FOR SCARCITY OF WATER.


4. HUGE EXPENDITURE FOR GOVERNMENT:


POPULATION LEADS TO BUILD NEW SCHOOL, HOSPITAL, POLICE AND FIRE STATIONS etc., AND IT SHOULD ALSO PROVIDE TRANSPORT FACILITY TO PEOPLE RESIDING IN THE NEWLY DEVELOPED AREA THROUGH DEFORESTATION.


CONCLUSION:



1. GOVERNMENT SHOULD TAKE NECESSARY STEPS TO CONTROL RAISING POPULATION.



2. ONE FAMILY ONE CHILD MEASURE IS NOT EFFECTIVE.



3. GOVERNMENT CANNOT COMPEL ANY PEOPLE BUT THEY CAN EDUCATE THE PEOPLE WHAT ARE SERIOUS IMPACT DUE TO HUGE POPULATION.



4. GOVERNMENT CAN ALSO PROVIDE SOME SUBSIDIARIES TO THE FAMILY CONTROLLING THE POPULATION WITH 1 CHILD.




Thursday, September 11, 2008

INTERVIEW

THINK OUT OF THE BOX



Question 1:
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:


An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

An old friend who once saved your life.

The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.


* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:


"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"

Question 3 : Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked


Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"


Question 5 : Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!


Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wickedness. .......



This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....

MORAL - "THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX"

Sunday, August 24, 2008

CLASSIC DEFINITIONS & COOL MEANINGS



COMPUTER ENGINEER:

ONE WHO GETS PAID FOR READING MAILS.


2. FATHER:
A BANKER PROVIDED BY NATURE.

CRIMINAL:

A GUY NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST.... EXCEPT THAT HE GOT CAUGHT.


BOSS:
SOME ONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE OR LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY.

POLITICIAN:

ONE WHO SHAKES YOUR HAND BEFORE ELECTION AND YOUR CONFIDENCE LATER.

CIGARETTE:

A PINCH OF TOBACCO ROLLED IN PAPER WITH FIRE AT ONE END AND A FOOL AT THE OTHER.


LECTURE:
AN ACT OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF STUDENT WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.


CONFERENCE:

THE CONFUSION OF ONE MAN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER PRESENT.
 

COMPROMISE:
THE ACT OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES  HE HAS GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE.
ECSTASY:
A FEELING WHEN YOU FEEL YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL A FEELING YOU HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE.

CLASSIC:
A BOOK WHICH PEOPLE PRAISE, BUT DO NOT READ.

SMILE:
A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT.


OFFICE:
A PLACE WHERE YOU RELAX AFTER YOUR STRENUOUS  HOME LIFE.


YAWN:
THE ONLY TIME SOME MARRIED MEN EVER GET TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS. 


ETC.,:
A SIGN TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW MORE THANYOU ACTUALLY DO.


EXPERIENCE:
THE NAME WITH WHICH MEN JUSTIFY THEIR COLLECTION OF MISTAKES.


ATOM BOMB:
AN INVENTION TO END ALL INVENTIONS.


OPPORTUNIST:
A PERSON WHO STARTS TAKING BATH IF HE ACCIDENTLY FALLS IN TO A RIVER.


OPTIMIST:
A PERSON WHO WHILE FALLING EIFFEL TOWER SAYS IN MIDWAY "SEE IAM NOT INJURED".


PESSIMIST:
A PESSIMIST IS ONE COMPLAINS OF THE NOISE WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.


MISER:
A PERSON WHO LIVES POOR SO THAT HE CAN DIE RICH.

DOCTOR:
A PERSON WHO KILLS YOUR ILLS WITH PILLS AND KILLS YOU WITH HIS BILLS.

LAZINESS:

IT'S A TALENT OF TAKING REST BEFORE YOU GET TIRED.


SEMINAR:

IT'S A PROCESS IN WHICH ONE PERSON SPOILS HIS SLEEP FOR DAYS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE OTHERS FALL ASLEEP FOR SOMETIME...!

BRAND CAPTIONS

BRAND NAME ... CAPTION

SUNFEAST  ... SPREAD THE SMILE

UNIVERCELL .... THE MOBILE EXPERT

BRU ..... HAPPINESS BEGINS WITH IT

QUALITY WALLS .... A TREAT FOR ANY OCCASION

GREEN LABEL ..... CHEER YOUR SENSES

SUNSILK ..... LIFE CAN'T WAIT

CLINIC ALL CLEAR .... FOR HEALTHY HAIR

LAKME ..... LOOK BEAUTIFUL;
FEEL BEAUTIFUL

FAIR&LOVELY ... MAKES COMPLEXION FAIRER

SURF EXCEL ... DIRT IS GOOD

REXONA ... FAIR & FLAWLESS SKIN

HAMAM ... EVERYTHING IN LIFE ABOUT BALANCE

AVA ... THE DREAM MERCHANTS

FINANCIAL EXPRESS ... READ TO LEAD

INDIAN EXPRESS ... JOURNALISM OF COURAGE

TIMES JOB.COM ... BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTH MORE

SBI BANK ... WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

SBI CARD ... MAKE LIFE SIMPLE

SBI LIFE INSURANCE ... WITHUS, YOU'RE SURE

HSBC BANK ... WORLD'S LOCAL BANK

HDFC BANK  ... WE UNDERSTAND YOUR WORLD

AIRCEL ... MAKES IT SIMPLE

AIRTEL ... EXPRESS YOURSELF

TATA-AIG ... A NEW LOOK AT LIFE

HP ... INVENT

VIDEOCON ... INDIAN MULTINATIONAL

APACHE ... IT'S NOW OR NEVER

HUNK ... BECAUSE MUSCLES MATTER

INFOSYS  ... POWERED BY INTELLECT;
DRIVEN BY VALUES

TCS ... FEEL THE CERTAINITY

WIPRO ... APPLYING THOUGHTS

PETER ENGLAND ... FOR HONEST PERSON

TOYOTA ... MOVING FORWARD

MARUTI ... COUNT ON US

ONIDA ... MAY CAUSE ENVY

MOTOROLA ... INTELIGENCE EVERYWHERE

SANTRO XING ... SUNSHINE CAR

SANSUI ... BORN IN JAPAN,
ENTERTAINING THE WORLD

SIEMENS ... GLOBAL NETWORK OF INNOVATION

LG ... EXPAND YOUR LIFE

TATA INDICA ... MORE CAR PER CAR

SCORPIO ... NOTHING ELSE WILL DO

BANK OF BARODA .... INDIA'S INTERNATIONAL BANK

BAJAJ .... INSPIRING  CONFIDENCE

VOLTAS .... AC'S WITH I.Q.

DETTOL .... BE 100% SURE

MONACO .... SIMPLY MADE,SIMPLY GREAT

IBM .... ON DEMAND

ICICI PRUDENTIAL .... WE COVER YOU,AT EVERY
INSURANCE STEP IN LIFE

ACCENTURE .... HIGH PERFORMANCE DELIVERED




  FOR MORE TYPE THE BRAND NAME IN THE COMENTS

BRAND AMBASSADORS

1. Katrina Kaif becomes brand ambassador of Slice Pantene

2. Big Bazaar  PEPSI signs Dhoni as brand ambassador

3. Vidya Balan new brand ambassador for Toshiba

4. Kajol  New Brand Ambassador Of Anchor White Toothpaste

5.ShahRukhKhan... Santro   HP SUNFEAST

6. Kunal Kapoor brand ambassador for Mahindra's Logan

7. Aamir Khan .....  Monaco biscuits TATASKY
SAMSUNG MOBILE Toyota Innova

8.WorldSpace  AIRTEL.. Appoints A R Rahman As Brand Ambassador

9.David Beckham: Motorola’s global brand ambassador

10. Hrithik ROSHAN... is  Acer  Sony Ericsson  Cinthol 

11.Darsheel is the brand ambassador of Horlicks

12.Rafael Nadal becomes global brand ambassador for Kia Motors

13.Dravid is Max New York's brand ambassador

14. Accenture Tiger Woods  (Golfer)
15. Kareena Kapoor - Brand Ambassador of Citizen, India Head & Shoulders shampoo 

16. Amitabh .. Hajmola    Maruti Versa ICICI Pepsi  nerolaCpaintsEvereadybattery 

17. Lara Dutta is the brand ambassador of New Pantene shampoo

18.Sania Mirza is chosen as the brand ambassador for Hyundai Getz

19.Tiger Woods, Roger Federer and Thierry Henry Are the faces of new Gillette Champions Program 


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