ONE WHO GETS PAID FOR READING MAILS.
2. FATHER:
A BANKER PROVIDED BY NATURE.
CRIMINAL:
A GUY NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST.... EXCEPT THAT HE GOT CAUGHT.
BOSS:
SOME ONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE OR LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY.
POLITICIAN:
ONE WHO SHAKES YOUR HAND BEFORE ELECTION AND YOUR CONFIDENCE LATER.
CIGARETTE:
A PINCH OF TOBACCO ROLLED IN PAPER WITH FIRE AT ONE END AND A FOOL AT THE OTHER.
LECTURE:
AN ACT OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF STUDENT WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.
CONFERENCE:
THE CONFUSION OF ONE MAN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER PRESENT.
COMPROMISE:
THE ACT OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES HE HAS GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE.
ECSTASY:
A FEELING WHEN YOU FEEL YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL A FEELING YOU HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE.
CLASSIC:
A BOOK WHICH PEOPLE PRAISE, BUT DO NOT READ.
SMILE:
A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT.
OFFICE:
A PLACE WHERE YOU RELAX AFTER YOUR STRENUOUS HOME LIFE.
YAWN:
THE ONLY TIME SOME MARRIED MEN EVER GET TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS.
ETC.,:
A SIGN TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW MORE THANYOU ACTUALLY DO.
EXPERIENCE:
THE NAME WITH WHICH MEN JUSTIFY THEIR COLLECTION OF MISTAKES.
ATOM BOMB:
AN INVENTION TO END ALL INVENTIONS.
OPPORTUNIST:
A PERSON WHO STARTS TAKING BATH IF HE ACCIDENTLY FALLS IN TO A RIVER.
OPTIMIST:
A PERSON WHO WHILE FALLING EIFFEL TOWER SAYS IN MIDWAY "SEE IAM NOT INJURED".
PESSIMIST:
A PESSIMIST IS ONE COMPLAINS OF THE NOISE WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.
MISER:
A PERSON WHO LIVES POOR SO THAT HE CAN DIE RICH.
DOCTOR:
A PERSON WHO KILLS YOUR ILLS WITH PILLS AND KILLS YOU WITH HIS BILLS.
LAZINESS:
IT'S A TALENT OF TAKING REST BEFORE YOU GET TIRED.
SEMINAR:
IT'S A PROCESS IN WHICH ONE PERSON SPOILS HIS SLEEP FOR DAYS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE OTHERS FALL ASLEEP FOR SOMETIME...!
